Arrr, 13 scallywag universities be gettin' an 'F' for their antisemitic shenanigans! Thar be no treasure in bigotry!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! Thirteen landlubber universities in the States be earnin’ a fine "F" in the 2025 Campus Antisemitism Report Card, courtesy of the Anti-Defamation League! Aye, they be as lost at sea as a scallywag without a compass!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the realm o’ higher learnin’! A band o’ thirteen universities across the great United States be flounderin’ like a ship lost at sea, havin’ received a wretched “F” on the 2025 Campus Antisemitism Report Card, released by the scallywags at the Anti-Defamation League!This be no mere folly, but a serious matter, as the report be evaluatin’ 135 schools on their policies, Jewish life, and the climate of conduct on their shores! The likes o’ DePaul University and California Polytechnic be amongst those swabbin’ the deck with shame, as they grapple with the tempest of antisemitism on campus.
In response to their dismal grades, DePaul be shoutin’ “Avast!” claimin’ they stand firm against antisemitism, while other scallywags remain silent. The seas be stormy, with reports of masked marauders assaultin’ students and protests settin’ the campuses ablaze with dissent! Meanwhile, some schools be earnin’ shiny “A”s, hoardin’ the treasure of good conduct and policies.
So, savvy sailors of academia, heed the call! Every last university must raise their sails high, for no student should ever feel like prey on the high seas of education. Arrr!