Arrr! Bill Murray be sayin’ Bob Woodward’s Nixon tales be dirty, thanks to a scallywag book on John Belushi!
2025-03-03
Arrr, Bill Murray be jestin’ that the legendary scribe Bob Woodward might’ve “framed” ol' Nixon, claimin' his tale o' John Belushi be as crooked as a three-legged sea serpent! Aye, ‘twas a right laugh, me hearty!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of comedy and scandal! The legendary jester, Bill Murray, didst jest that the illustrious scribe Bob Woodward might’ve "framed" the infamous Captain Nixon, sayin’ his ink on John Belushi be as false as a siren's song! Aye, Woodward, the brave chronicler who helped sink Nixon with the Watergate scandal, be guilty of penning a tome called "Wired" that Murray found to be a complete pile of barnacles!Murray, who sailed many a year alongside the late Belushi, declared, “I read like five pages of ‘Wired’ and thought, ‘Blimey! They framed Nixon!’” He scowled, reckonin’ if Woodward did such a disservice to his matey, what treachery lay in the tales of Nixon? “If he spun a yarn of my friend so skewed, what’s to say he didn’t do the same to the former captain?” Murray bellowed in fury, ready to set fire to the whole shebang!
Though Woodward be a famed wordsmith, Murray be suspectin' that his sources be as trustworthy as a two-faced parrot. So here we be, with the jester’s jibe echoing o’er the waves, remindin’ us that in the seas of history, sometimes the tales told be not the true course at all!