Arrr, Jessica Alba be flauntin' a new ink after tossin' her matey Cash overboard! Aye, what a jest!
2025-03-03
Arrr, mateys! Jessica Alba be settin’ sail from Cash Warren on the 7th day of February! She be sharein' a jolly glimpse o' her life after the split on the ol' social seas o' social media. Avast, let the chattering begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about fair Jessica Alba, who be chartin' new waters after partin' ways with her scallywag husband, Cash Warren, after a long voyage of 16 years! Aye, she’s livin’ her best life, flauntin’ her new ink that proclaims, “Life is transformation is life.”Just last week, our lass took to the treacherous seas of social media, sharin’ glimpses of her escapades since the split. Aye, ‘tis a merry sight with her three wee ones—Honor, Haven, and Hayes—joinin’ her on this grand adventure. From gym workouts to feasts with mates, she be livin’ it up! In February, she filed for divorce, claimin' "irreconcilable differences," and set sail for a new chapter of growth.
They be requestin’ joint custody of their spawn, and though their romance be washed ashore, Alba assures us they’ll remain a family, navigatin’ these choppy waters with love and respect. Their journey began on the set of "Fantastic Four," but it seems their ship ran aground. So, here’s to Alba, the fierce captain, chartin’ her own course with courage! Yarrr!