Arrr, the Senate be raisin' the flag fer Linda McMahon as the captain of the learnin' seas! Aye!
2025-03-03
Avast, matey! Ms. McMahon, a landlubber with scarce schooling knowledge, be settin' sail to commandeer a department that Captain Trump be already plunderin'! Aye, what a merry jolly adventure awaits, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a lass named Ms. McMahon, a scallywag with nary a stitch of experience in the fine arts of teachin’ in public or private schools! Aye, she be takin’ the helm of a department that the grand Captain Trump has already set ablaze, like a ship on the high seas bein’ ravaged by a fearsome storm!Now, I be thinkin’ it’s a curious choice, fer this lass be a bit green in the world of learnin’. With naught but a treasure map of experience, she’ll be chartin’ courses through the turbulent waters of education! Arrr, what a sight it shall be! She’ll be steer’n this ship with a compass that points to chaos, as ol’ Trumpy has already plundered much of the treasure from the coffers of the educational realm.
But fear not, me mateys! With her swashbucklin’ spirit and a sprinkle of luck, perhaps she’ll find a way to navigate these rough seas. Or mayhaps she’ll just end up sailin’ in circles, lettin’ the wind blow her hat off! So raise a toast to Ms. McMahon, the new captain of a ship that’s already takin’ on water! Arrr, let the adventures begin!