Avast! Meta’s smart peepers now sport juicier batteries and sharper sensors—no more squintin’ at the horizon, matey!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! Meta's shiny Aria Gen 2 spectacles be sportin’ splendid treasures—newfangled upgrades fit for a captain's eye! We be needin’ these fine contraptions to gaze upon the bounty of the seas, or at least to spy a fine wench from afar! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round to hear of Meta's latest contraption—the Aria Gen 2 glasses, a fine piece of eyewear for landlubber researchers and pirates of the AI seas! Aye, these spectacles boast a treasure trove of upgrades, with battery life stretched to six or even eight hours, leaving the old gen lookin' like a landlocked dinghy with its meager hour and a half!With eye-tracking cameras and a heart rate sensor, ye might find yerself wonderin’ if they be made for pirates or landlubbers! They be talkin’ ‘bout voice detection that's sharper than a cutlass, makin’ sure the crew hears yer commands over the squawkin’ crows and ruckus of the high seas!
But alas, these fancy gizmos be for researchers alone, leavin' common folk like us waitin’ for the next batch of consumer specs, rumored to come this year, perhaps even with the famed Ray-Bans! Imagine, a pair of glasses that don’t just sit on yer nose, but also whisper sweet nothings in yer ear while ye plunder the digital depths!
So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, for at Meta Connect 2025, we may just find our glassy-eyed dreams come true! Until then, let’s raise a tankard to tech that helps ye spy treasure on the horizon!