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Arrr, TSMC be tossin' a hundred doubloons into the pot to brew more shiny chips in the good ol' US!

2025-03-03

Arrr, mateys! The mighty chip behemoth, Taiwan Semiconductor, be plannin’ to toss a treasure chest o' $100 billion into the land of the brave! That be on top o' the $65 billion already promised! They be buildin’ three grand fortresses in Arizona, thanks to the shiny coin from the Biden crew!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I've got a tale as rich as a treasure chest brimming with doubloons! The mighty Chip Giant, known to landlubbers as Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Co., be throwin' a whopping one hundred billion gold coins into the land of the free, says the bold Captain Trump, who be spoutin' this news on a fine Monday morn!

This be no ordinary company, nay! TSMC be the fiercest ship on the semiconductor seas, churnin' out chips for the likes of Apple, Intel, and Nvidia—names that be as famous as a pirate’s booty. Aye, they be already raisin’ the sails and buildin' three grand plants over in Arizona, thanks to the Biden crew offerin' up a treasure trove of subsidies to lure 'em in!

But wait, there’s more, me mateys! Before this grand announcement, TSMC had already committed a tidy sum of 65 billion doubloons to the cause. It seems this fine company be settin’ roots deep in American soil, ready to conquer the chip-making seas! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and toast to TSMC, for they be makin’ waves in the world of tech and givin' a hearty “Arrr!” to the future of chip production!

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