Arrr! RFK Jr. be shoutin' 'bout Texas measles—time to hoist the sails and swab the decks, mateys!
2025-03-03
Ahoy, mateys! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the big cheese of health, be shoutin’ out a call to action 'bout them pesky measles in Texas! He be sayin’ it’s a right personal choice fer yer wee scallywags to get jabbed, but the MMR potion be crucial fer keepin’ the scurvy sickness at bay! Arrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the scallywag servin' as secretary o' the Department of Health and Human Services. This swab has been raisin' the alarm about a troublesome measles outbreak in the wilds of west Texas, claimin' it be a “call to action,” much like a cannon blast at dawn!Now, this crafty lad, known as a long-time doubter o' vaccines, be encouragin’ parents to ponder the ponderous decision of whether to stick a needle in their wee ones. Aye, he claims the choice be as personal as a pirate's treasure map, yet he doth defend the wondrous MMR vaccine, sayin' it be “crucial” like rum on a stormy night to fend off them nasty diseases that can send ye to Davy Jones’ locker!
So, ye landlubbers, heed his words! For in this age of uncertainty, the choice to vaccinate be a matter of great import, and one that could save ye little buccaneers from a fate worse than a leaky ship. Raise yer swords—or needles, I suppose—and make the call that could keep the scurvy diseases at bay!