Arrr, Demi drowns her sorrows with her pup and salty spuds, while landlubbers weep for her lost treasure!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! Demi Moore be walkin' the plank o' disappointment, losin' her treasure of an award to the sprightly Mikey Madison, who claimed the booty for her role in "Anora." A right jolly jest, that! Now, Demi be shiverin' in her timbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a yarn 'bout the fair lass, Demi Moore, who set sail on the treacherous seas of awards season, only to find herself plundered o' the coveted Oscar! Aye, on the night of the grand Academy Awards, while many hoped to see this seasoned actress clutchin' that golden treasure, it was young Mikey Madison who snatched it away like a sly sea serpent.But fear not, for Demi be no landlubber! After the ceremony, her daughter, Tallulah, shared a jolly picture of her mum, loungin' in a fluffy robe, munchin' on a mountain o’ French fries, and cuddlin' with her trusty dog, Pilaf. Tallulah declared her mum a winner, fry emoji and all!
Our lass Demi had already earned herself a heap o’ accolades for her role as Elizabeth Sparkle in "The Substance," including a shiny Golden Globe! And what’s this? She stood tall, speakin' o’ her journey through the stormy waters of Hollywood, once branded as a “popcorn actress.” But lo! She found a bonkers script that reignited her fire!
Though some lamented her loss as a travesty, others raised a toast to her many victories and the bright horizon ahead. So, here’s to Demi, the lass who be shinin’ bright as the North Star, and may the winds of fortune guide her to even greater treasures!