Arrr, will the Democrats hoist the flag for lasses, or let scallywags scuttle the fair sportin’ of maidens?
2025-03-03
Ahoy, matey! A grand tussle brews 'twixt the lasses and the lads in the sports arena! If seven Democrat scallywags be swayed, Congress might just hoist the flag for the fairer sex. The scallywags in the taverns be cheerin', but will that matter, ye ask? Aye, 'tis a fine riddle!
Ahoy, mateys! In the merry month of February, our captain, President Trump, signed a parchment known as the "Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports" decree whilst swarmed by spirited lassies of the athletic seas! The decree be clear as the Caribbean waters: only women shall hoist the sails in women’s sports, lest they be swabbed by the lads!But hark! An executive order be as fickle as the wind, and if that scallywag Kamala Harris takes the helm, she could toss it overboard faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers." Thus, we must rally to pass Senator Tuberville’s "Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act of 2025," which has already sailed through the House with fair winds from both sides!
With a vote on the horizon, 53 Republican mates are ready to support this noble cause, but they be needing seven brave Democrat souls to join their band. Will they heed the call of 79% of the good folk who want to keep the menfolk out of the women’s leagues? Aye, it be shocking that such a law be needed at all!
The tides of Title IX have long ensured fair play for women, but now, the waters be murky! We’ve seen women face perilous injuries when forced to duel against men. The question stands: shall the senators stand with the fair maidens or let the men trample upon their dreams? The fate of our young lassies doth hang in the balance!