"Arrr, Trump and the Congress crew — a jolly tale in four hearty speeches, me mateys!"
2025-03-04
Arrr, on the morrow, Captain Trump be settin’ sail to parley with a ruckus of squabblin’ Congress! His bold commands be givin’ ‘em a right whirl! Let’s hoist the sails and cast our eyes back at his many speeches, as he navigated these treacherous waters! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for on the morrow, the one they call Trump shall set his sails and address a Congress as divided as a ship caught in a tempest! Aye, this band of legislative mates be shakin' in their boots, for the captain be wieldin' his executive orders like a cutlass, testin' their power like a scallywag testin’ the strength o' the rum!