Arrr, the seas be roilin' as Trump blasts Canada, Mexico, and China with gold-diggin' tariffs, matey!
2025-03-04
Arrr, mateys! The cap'n Trump be raisin' the tariff sails, takin’ 25% from Mexico and Canada, and a whopping 20% from the Chinese scallywags! At the witchin' hour, he declared trade battles against his own treasure-harborin' mates! Aye, it be a right jolly mess for $2.2 trillion!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of trade! Our bold leader, President Trump, be settin’ sail on a treacherous voyage, slappin’ a hefty 25% tax on treasures comin’ from Mexico and Canada, aye! And if that weren’t enough to make a sailor spit his rum, he be doublin’ the duties on Chinese loot to a whopping 20%! Blimey, it be a right raucous time in the world o’ commerce!These here tariffs be stirrin’ the waters with the top three trading partners of the good ol’ U.S. of A. It’s a grand total o’ $2.2 trillion in trade all tossed about like cannon fodder! The clock struck 12:01 a.m. EST, and like a captain givin’ the order to fire, the tariffs be livin’ and breathin’! The President did declare that our mates from Mexico, Canada, and China be failin’ in their duty to stop the flow of the wicked fentanyl, an ill-begotten cargo that be causin’ chaos amongst our crew.
So, hoist yer sails and prepare fer a bumpy ride, for the tides of trade be changin’, and we be in fer a squall! Yarrr!