Arrr! The Dow be sinkin’ 650 fathoms deep, thanks to Trump’s tariffs on Mexico and Canada settin’ sail Tuesday!
2025-03-04
Arrr matey! On Monday, the treasure stocks took a mighty plunge as the scallywags braced fer Trump’s tariffs on our neighbors, Canada and Mexico, set to strike at midnight. The Dow fell like a ship in a storm, sinking ‘bout 650 points! Aye, ‘twas a rough day on the sea of trade!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' the high seas of finance, where the winds be blowin' fierce and the stock market be takin' a tumble! On a fateful day, the good ship Dow sailed into stormy waters, plummetin' a staggering 650 points, like a cannonball dropped from the crow's nest! With a mighty crash, it settled at 43,191, after bein' tossed about like a ship in a tempest.Ye see, the investors be quakin' in their boots, fer news of ol' President Trump’s dastardly tariffs bein' unleashed upon our neighbors to the north and south—Canada and Mexico! Arrr, they be likin' a midnight deadline as much as a cat likes a bath! The broader S&P 500, too, met the kraken, fallin' 1.76%, while the Nasdaq Composite took a dive deeper than Davy Jones' locker, plummetin' 2.64%.
By me trusty cutlass, 'twas a day marked in history, as the S&P 500 recorded its mightiest drop of the year, leavin' the crew o' the Nasdaq wonderin' how they’d right their ship after takin' a 6.5% hit since the Trumpster took the helm! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and brace fer the choppy waters ahead!