Arrr, matey! Republican scallywags be told to quit gatherin’ in person for town hoedowns! What be next, a treasure map?
2025-03-04
Avast ye, mateys! The captain o' the Republican crew be warnin' the scallywags that squabblin' with irate landlubbers might sink their political ship come midterms! Best to keep yer cutlasses sheathed and yer smiles wide, lest ye walk the plank o' public opinion! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of politics! The grand captain o' the National Republican Congressional Committee be warnin’ the G.O.P. scallywags that facin' off with the ragin' mobs o' constituents might just sink their ships come midterm election tides!