Ahoy! Trump be claimin’ them tariffs be sinkin’ the deadly fentanyl, though the scallywags be takin’ fewer hits now!
2025-03-04
Arrr, savvy mateys! The scallywags say the drop in fentanyl face-plants be 'cause of health tricks, not the old customs guards makin' merry at the border! So hoist the sails of good sense, for it be the crew's wit, not just the law, that keeps us from Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy matey! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of the drug trade! The savvy sea dogs o' the realm sayin’ that the recent plunderin' of fentanyl overdoses be more a result of clever health measures than any changes in the border watch. Aye, ye heard me right!