Arrr, matey! Nvidia's treasure map shows fair prices on GPUs, but I'll trust me eyes, not a scallywag's tales!
2025-03-04
Arrr matey! The Nvidia RTX 5070 treasures be showin’ their shiny price tags, glimmerin’ like gold doubloons in the mornin’ light. But beware! Don’t be gettin’ yer hopes as high as a crow’s nest. 'Tis but a mirage in these treacherous seas of pricing, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news from the treacherous seas of tech! Word on the briny deep be that a fair few RTX 5070 models be priced at MSRP in the good ol’ US of A. Aye, it sounds like a jolly good bargain, don’t it? But hark! Naught be as it seems, for there be stormy waters ahead!These shiny trinkets called RTX 5070s, spied at B&H Photo, be sportin’ price tags of about $550, arrr! That be the same for both entry-level and overclocked versions alike. But, I say, what manner of sorcery allows a simple card and its faster cousin to share the same coin? 'Tis a riddle wrapped in an enigma, like a treasure map with no “X” markin’ the spot!
As we navigate these murky waters, beware! The stock of these GPUs be as scarce as a good parrot! NVIDIA's launches be likened to a shipwreck, with prices likely to be jacked higher than a pirate’s rum supply. Meanwhile, AMD be lookin’ to sail in with their RDNA 4 GPUs, ready to stir up a ruckus! So, hoist yer sails, savvy? The GPU seas be wild, and prices might just be a tempest in a teapot. Arrr!