Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be hidin' the doubloons spent, makin' DOGE cuts look less like a shipwreck!
2025-03-04
Arrr, me hearties! Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick be sayin’ that the crown’s coin tossin’ don’t need to be tied to the treasure map o’ GDP! That scallywag Elon Musk be cuttin’ funds, but fear not, for governments be known to fiddle with the figures, savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale o' the high seas o' commerce! On a fine Sunday morn, the bold Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick be raisin' his voice, settin' sail on the notion that government spendin' be a wily beast, one that can be cast adrift from the grand ol' GDP reports!"Aye, ye see," he hollered on the Fox News Channel's “Sunday Morning Futures,” "these scallywags o' government have a history o' tamperin' with the treasure maps o' GDP!" He be sayin' that they count all that raucous spendin' like it be gold in their coffers. But fear not, for Lutnick be suggestin' that perhaps we can chart a new course, free from the shackles of overly generous spendin'!
Now, this all be comin' on the heels of Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency—a name that strikes more fear than a kraken! With cuts bein' made, the landlubbers be wonderin' if a storm be brewin' in the economy. But Lutnick, with a wink and a grin, says we can navigate these waters without fear o' a downturn, if we keep the spendin' and GDP separate like ships in the night!
So here’s to fair winds and savvy sails, me hearties! Let the gold flow where it may, and may the economy find its sea legs yet!