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Arrr! Under the weight o' Trump’s grand scheme, Arab mateys gather in Egypt to hatch a new plot, savvy?

2025-03-04

Arrr, me hearties! In Cairo’s sandy embrace, the Arab crew be gatherin' to hatch a crafty scheme against Trump’s land grabbin’ plans for Gaza. They be seekin’ to patch things up without tossin’ the locals overboard! Aye, a fine jest indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round ye scallywags and let me regale ye with the tale of a grand gathering in Cairo! Arab leaders be meeting like a band of buccaneers, lookin’ to set sail against the winds of Trump’s wild Gaza scheme. Aye, they be conjurin’ up a $53 billion plan to mend the battered shores of Gaza, a far cry from the Captain’s notion of settlin’ folks far afield.

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