Arrr, Clyburn be sayin’ them Democrats be givin’ Trump the wind in his sails with their ruckus!
2025-03-04
Arrr, mateys! Rep. Clyburn be warnin’ the crew o’ Democrats to keep their ruckus at bay during Cap’n Trump’s grand speech! Instead of raisin' a ruckus, he be suggestin' they plop their rumps down fer a good ol' sit-in! Aye, let the mutiny commence with cushions!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the hullabaloo in Congress! Rep. James Clyburn, a fine Democrat from South Carolina, be speakin’ wisdom on the matter of ruckus and uproar during President Trump’s grand address. He warned, “Any ruckus be playin’ right into the ol’ captain’s hands!”When asked by the fair Kate Bolduan if the good folk wanted disruptions, Clyburn suggested a more cunning plan: “Let’s sit on our hands like good pirates waitin’ for treasure!” Instead of makin’ a ruckus, he proposes a silent protest—“Keep yer butts in yer seats and show yer displeasure quietly!”
But lo, some scallywags among the Democrats be stirrin’ the pot with ideas of noisy walkouts and egg carton carryin’! Aye, they argue that expressin’ outrage be the goal, but the smart ones know it’s best not to give ol’ Trump the satisfaction of a rowdy crew.
As the night approaches, the seas are choppy with some Democrats plottin’ to skip the spectacle entirely, callin’ it a “MAGA pep rally!” So, whether ye be joinin’ the fray or sittin’ tight, the Congress be buzzin’ like a ship full o’ bees! Arrr, let the games begin!