Arrr! Illinois scallywags be makin' wee lads into political bilge rats in the grand tussle 'gainst Captain Trump!
2025-03-04
Arrr, why be we shiverin' in me boots o' discrimination, that we've lost our way in teachin' the young scallywags? Aye, let’s hoist the sails o' rigorous learnin’ and fill their noggins with knowledge, lest they be as lost as a ship without a rudder!
Arrr mateys! Gather round, fer I be spoutin' tales o' the South Side o' Chicago, where the talk o' education be as stormy as a pirate's sea! Aye, the future o' our wee scallywags be caught in a squall o' political games, and what do we see? The mighty Illinois State Superintendent, Tony Sanders, raises his flag high, tellin' the schools to ignore the federal orders from that landlubber, Trump! He be sayin' that Black history, the trials o' the Mexicans, and the tales o' the LGBTQ crew be part o' our American story!But hark! What be happenin' in these schools? The so-called educators be more focused on the color o' a child’s skin than teachin’ 'em to read and reckon! Instead o' riggin' the sails for knowledge, they be throwin’ identity buttons like cannonballs! Our wee ones be flounderin' in their studies while parents be bamboozled into thinkin' diversity be more important than education itself!
If we want our shipshape crew to sail the seas o' the world, we must hoist the sails of classical education, not get lost in the treacherous waters o' DEI nonsense! It be the parents, good teachers, and wise captains of the educational ship that’ll steer our future pirates to success! Aye, let’s chart a course for excellence, lest we be left marooned in a sea o' ignorance!