The Booty Report

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Arrr, thirty scallywags be charged fer lettin' wee lads duel like ruffians in the brig! Aye, what a merry mess!

2025-03-04

Arrr, matey! The officers be turnin' a blind eye, or even cheerin' on the ruckus between the scallywags at the detention center in Downey! Aye, says the state’s attorney general—'tis a right jolly hullabaloo of teen tusslin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the land lubbers in Downey, California, where the scallywags of the detention center be causin' quite a ruckus! Aye, it seems the officers in charge, those supposed guardians of the law, be not merely watchin' over the young swabs but be givin' a hearty cheer to their brawls!

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