Arrr, Linda McMahon be sendin' the teachin' crew on their last swashbucklin' quest for knowledge! Avast, me hearties!
2025-03-04
Arrr, me hearties! Linda McMahon, the fresh matey of Education, be sendin’ a jolly “final mission” missive to her crew post her grand confirmation! Yarr, brace yerselves, for Captain Trump be settin’ sail to scuttle the whole education ship! Avast, ho!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I have news from the high seas o' politics! It be none other than Linda McMahon, the new captain o' the Education ship, who just hoisted her flag after a raucous confirmation vote on the mighty Monday! Aye, she be sendin’ out a message to her crew, proclaimin’ the “final mission” o' the education department!Now, they be sayin’ this be a bold move by the grand ol’ President Trump, who be plottin’ to roll up the whole blasted department like a burrito at a tavern feast! Aye, it be soundin’ like a plan worthy of a scallywag with a treasure map, ready to pillage the very foundations of learnin’! Methinks ol’ Linda be ready to cast away the anchors and sail into uncharted waters, leavin' behind the books and scrolls!
With a wink and a nod, she be challengin’ her crew to brace themselves fer a mighty upheaval! So hoist yer tankards high, me mateys, for this be the start o' a new voyage! Let’s see if the seas be calm or stormy as we set sail on this grand educational caper! Yarrr!