Ahoy! Who be this Andrew Lennox, a salty sea dog standin' with Slotkin in the Democrat hullabaloo? Arrr!
2025-03-04
Arrr! On the morrow's eve, Sen. Elissa Slotkin be speakin' against the grand Captain Trump, and she’ll have with her a stout matey, Andrew Lennox, a battle-hardened Marine. Aye, he be one of the poor souls tossed overboard by the Department of Government Efficiency! A real swashbucklin’ tale, that be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of Sen. Elissa Slotkin, a lass from Michigan, who be preparin' to rebut the grand address o' Captain Donald Trump to Congress. With her be Andrew Lennox, a brave Marine veteran who found himself tossed into the sea o' unemployment by the Department o' Government Efficiency, or DOGE, as they call it. Aye, he be one o' many whose jobs were snatched away quicker than a ship’s gold in a storm!Lennox, a seasoned warrior who served in lands far and wide—Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria—started his new venture at the Department of Veterans Affairs but was cut loose faster than a cannonball flies. His grand tale o' woe be the centerpiece of Slotkin's speech, where she aims to shine a light on the dismal fate of federal workers, especially them brave souls who served our country.
It seems the DOGE crew sent Lennox a message that read like a cursed scroll, claimin’ he wasn’t good enough for the crew. But lo and behold, he never received a proper evaluation. Aye, every matey be gettin' the same copy-and-paste message like fish in a barrel! With a thousand souls cast adrift, Lennox be rightly irked, demandin’ a kinder farewell, so our veterans don’t be sufferin’ the consequences!
So, mark yer calendars, for the lass’s words be echoing at ten bells o' the night! Let’s see what treasure of wisdom she brings to the table!