"Arrr, Meghan be settin' Mindy straight after a blunder, sayin’, ‘Aye, I be a Sussex lass now, savvy?’"
2025-03-04
Arrr, in the second caper o’ Netflix’s “With Love, Meghan,” the jolly Mindy Kaling, once a scallywag of “The Office,” set sail! She and the fair Meghan Markle traded tales o’ parenthood, like two wenches swapping treasure maps! A right merry time on the high seas o’ parenting, ye say!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the infamous Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, who be settin' the record straight! Aye, she launched her Netflix treasure chest, "With Love, Meghan," on the fourth day of March, spillin' her secrets on cookin', gardenin', and throwin' bashin' shindigs with her celebrity mates.In her second episode, she and the merry Mindy Kaling concocted a fantastical kids' garden tea party, forsooth! Markle be reminiscin' about her days as a latchkey lass, feasting on fast food and TV dinners whilst watchin’ ‘Jeopardy!’—a right proper pirate feast, I say! Kaling couldn't believe the lass dined at Jack in the Box, to which she replied, “Nay, I be a Sussex now!”
With two wee ones, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet, Markle cherishes their family name as if it be treasure from Davy Jones’ locker! She declared, “Our name be part of our love story,” as she sailed through the waves of motherhood in Montecito, California, away from the royal hullabaloo.
Though their little scallywags now hold the titles of prince and princess, Markle’s heart lies with sharein’ the Sussex name—an emblem of their joyful journey! So raise yer flagons high, for Meghan be livin’ her best pirate life, one tea party at a time!