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Arrr, who be this landlubber Al Green, tossed from Trump’s parley like a scallywag at a catfight?

2025-03-05

Arrr, matey! That Texas scallywag of a Democrat, tossed out o' the House for bellowin' at old Trump during his Tuesday yarn, be the same swab who launched the first cannonballs of impeachment back in 2017! Blimey, what a comical crew we've got sailin' these seas!

Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer I got a yarn to spin ye! In the grand ol’ House o’ Representatives, a Texas Democrat by the name o’ somethin’ or other, found himself walkin’ the plank, so to speak, fer lettin’ loose a mighty shout at none other than Captain Trump himself during a Tuesday’s address. Aye, the scallywag couldn’t hold his tongue, and the fine folks in charge tossed him out like yesterday’s fish stew!

But this be not the first time our boisterous matey made waves. Nay, in the year of our Lord 2017, he hoisted the Jolly Roger high, introducin' the very first articles of impeachment against the captain of the ship of state! A bold move, indeed, akin to singin’ sea shanties in the presence of a Kraken. Talk about stirrin’ the pot, eh?

So here we be, in a tale o’ political tumult, where tempers flare and voices rise like the tide! Whether ye be for the captain or against him, this tale of rum and ruckus be a reminder that in the treacherous waters of politics, one must tread wisely, lest ye find yerself in the brig! Yarrr!

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