Arrr! Federal scallywags be cuttin' funds to our schools, and the young buccaneers be frothin' with fury!
2025-03-05
Arrr! As Captain Trump be cutting the crew o' the federal ship, the young scallywags and learned mates at Haskell Indian Nations University be quakin' in their boots, worryin' for their vessel already takin' on water! Aye, the future be lookin' stormy for that fine school!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale o’ woe from the landlubbers at Haskell Indian Nations University in the mighty state of Kansas! As the wind blows colder and the sails o' the Trump administration catch naught but mischief, they be cuttin' down the federal crew like a scallywag with a cutlass! Aye, the fate of this fine institution be hangin’ by a thread, and the scholars be quakin' in their boots like a deckhand on a leaky ship!Once a bastion of learnin', it now faces trials greater than a pirate huntin' for buried treasure. The students and educators alike be castin’ worried glances towards the horizon, wonderin' if their beloved ship o’ knowledge might sink to Davy Jones’ locker. With cuts to the crew, how will they keep the fires burnin' in the belly of their educational beast?
Fear not, for these hearty souls be resilient! They’ll weather the storm with the courage of a thousand buccaneers! But, alas, as the sails flap and the winds change, the future be lookin' as murky as a cursed sea. Let us raise a tankard of grog and hope the tides turn in their favor, lest the treasure of education be lost to the depths forever!