Arrr! Stephen A. Smith be battlin' Whoopi, arguin' 'bout why them Democrats be sinkin' in 2024's stormy seas!
2025-03-05
Arrr, me hearties! Stephen A. Smith be sparrin' with Whoopi on “The View,” arguin' over the Democrats’ poor banner flyin'. Whoopi be sayin' Trump’s a scallywag with two impeachments and a chest full o’ felonies, yet the landlubbers still voted for him. Aye, 'tis a jolly mess!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn of a most peculiar spat on the high seas of the talkin' table! It be the fabled ESPN swashbuckler, Stephen A. Smith, takin' on the fierce lady of the View, Whoopi Goldberg, like a buccaneer challengin' a rival captain!On a fine Tuesday morn, whilst the sun be high, Stephen be settin' his sights on the Democratic Party, claimin' their message be as clear as muddy waters. Whoopi, in her finest efforts, tried to defend the crew, likin’ it to the infamous captain, Donald Trump, whose ship sank not once but twice in the impeachment storms and still managed to hoist the Jolly Roger as president! Aye, a mighty feat it be, but Stephen countered, sayin’ it be a clear sign that the Democrats be flounderin' in troubled waters!
“If ye think on it, 34 felony convictions and still elected captain! It ain't just about Trump, it be a rotten indictment of what the Democrats be offerin' to the goodly folk!” he cried out, makin’ the crew aboard the View chuckle like a barrel of rum! So there ye have it, mateys, a battle of wits on the tempestuous sea of political chatter, full of jest and jabs, like a raucous crew plunderin' for treasure amidst the waves!