Arrr! US Treasury an' Trump be celebratin’ a grand booty for the common folk o’ Main Street, savvy?
2025-03-05
Arrr, me hearties! The Treasury scallywags be spillin’ the beans, savin’ a heap o’ small business squalls from bein’ shackled like landlubber crooks! No more walkin’ the plank to Davy Jones for their doubloons! A fine jest, indeed! Aye, the gold be safe for now!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round an’ lend me yer ears for a tale of great mischief in the land of gold and silver! On a moonlit Sunday eve, the U.S. Treasury, like a fair wind upon the seas, declared a mighty change that be savin' small businesses from the clutches of scallywag laws! Aye, the Corporate Transparency Act, that dastardly piece of parchment, be put on hold, allowing our fine traders to sail free without the fear of bein' labeled as criminals.Once, this wicked act forced good folk to register with the financial crime division, a veritable storm of regulations that left 'em shakin' in their boots. But now, the Treasury be givin' small business owners a reprieve, sayin', “Fear not! No penalties shall befall ye!” A toast to the brave Secretary of the Treasury, Scott Bessent, who be leadin' the charge for Main Street against the great sea of bureaucracy!
Yet, keep yer eye on the horizon! To truly secure our fortunes, we must rally our mates in Congress to ensure this treasure stays buried where it belongs—only to be applied to foreign rogues! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let us chart a course for prosperous waters where small businesses can thrive without the looming shadow of oppression!