Arrr, matey! Trump be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger for China, sellin’ the West's booty and keepin’ naught but a parrot!
2025-03-05
Arrr, instead of hoistin' the Jolly Roger for America, Cap'n Trump and that scallywag Musk be settin' sail fer China! They be pillagin' our treasure chests, leavin' us with naught but barnacles to fend off the dragon! Avast, me hearties, we be needin' our cutlasses sharp!
Ahoy mateys! When our captains, the American presidents, ponder foreign waters, they ought to ask, "Who be gainin' from this shindig?" Be it the good folk of America or the scallywags wishin' for our downfall, like that treacherous China that's plunderin' our shores with fentanyl and thievin' our secrets with their dastardly cyber tricks!By Blackbeard’s beard, it's scandalous! Instead of makin' America the mighty ship it ought to be, some landlubbers like Trump and Musk be throwin’ our precious treasures to the Chinese depths! Their greed be makin’ us weaker against the likes of Putin and his band of ruffians in Ukraine, givin' China a grand ol' advantage while we’re left hoistin' the sails of defeat.
As we sail these treacherous seas, remember, if we let the Russian brigands flourish, they’ll be knockin' on the doors of other lands, and the economic storm will hit us harder than a cannonball! And whilst we be buildin' alliances with our mates, Trump seems to be pushin' them away, doin' the dirty work of the Red Dragon!
So, let’s hoist our flags high and not be misled by the false promises of those who be sellin’ out the good ol' U.S. of A. for a handful o' doubloons! Arrr!