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Arrr, the ol' judge be lettin' scallywags re-enact the Parkland School Shootin' fer a civil case, aye!

2023-07-12

Arr, the kinfolk of many a matey be wantin' this here re-enactment in their lawsuit against a scurvy ex-deputy. He were present at the 2018 shootin', yet chose not to face off with the scoundrel holdin' the gun.

Arr, me hearties, gather round and listen to this tale of the landlubbers seekin' justice in a most peculiar way. 'Tis a story of families, victims they be, who be demandin' a re-enactment fit for the history books as a part of their lawsuit against a former deputy, a scallywag who stood idle whilst the cannonballs be flyin' at the scene of the 2018 shootin'.

Now, ye may ask, what be the purpose of such a re-enactment? 'Tis a valid question, me mateys. These families be thinkin' that by recreatin' that dreaded day, they can prove that this deputy be neglectin' his duties, leavin' them vulnerable to the whims of that vile gunman. They be hopin' that this spectacle will show the court just how cowardly this deputy truly be.

Picture it now, me hearties, the courtroom transformed into a swashbucklin' stage. The families demandin' an all-out performance, complete with duels, cutlasses, and even a plank for the deputy to walk. They be wantin' to see the fear in his eyes as he faces the consequences of his inaction.

But, alas, the judge be havin' a sense of humor as dry as the desert. He be tellin' these families that their request be nothin' more than a jest, a frivolous endeavor. He be sayin' that a re-enactment be not the path to justice, but rather a distraction from the true matter at hand.

So, me hearties, the families be left disappointed, their dreams of a dramatic spectacle dashed upon the rocks. But fear not, for this tale be far from over. The trial be continuin', and justice be seekin' its own way. Let us hope that the court be deliverin' a verdict that be satisfyin' to those seekin' retribution for their loved ones.

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