Ahoy! Nvidia be sayin' an RTX 5070 be on the horizon, but not on launch day, ye scallywags! Arr!
2025-03-05
Arrr, me hearties! The RTX 5070 Founders Edition be lost at sea today, and Nvidia be keepin' their lips tighter than a sailor's bunghole 'bout when it be settin' sail! So, hoist the sails and wait we must, for treasure be on the horizon... one day!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fabled Nvidia RTX 5070 Founders Edition, which be as elusive as a treasure map! On this fine launch day, ye'll find that the card be not available, as Nvidia be confirm'n it won't set sail 'til March of the year 2025. Aye, availability shall be as scarce as gold doubloons on a deserted isle, much like its Blackwell brethren!The scallywags at Nvidia, they be teasing us with tales of AIBs sellin' their wares, but the Founders Edition model be still in the hold, waitin’ for a proper reveal. Previous models like the RTX 5090 and 5080 sailed in with partners aplenty, but this midrange beauty? Nay, she be takin' her sweet time. Word has it that Nvidia be holdin’ back, perhaps to combat the oncoming storm of AMD’s RX 9070 and 9070 XT!
Now, don’t be too quick to throw yer doubloons at this card, for it seems the RTX 5070 be no trailblazer, garnering but a paltry 3-star rating! Upgrade ye might from an older Ampere or Turing card, but be ready for price tags that could rise faster than a ship in full sail! So keep yer eyes peeled and yer coins at the ready, for this treasure hunt be far from over!