Arrr! Judge be tossin' Musk's plea like a rotten fish, sayin’ OpenAI sails on, savvy?
2025-03-05
Avast, matey! Keep yer eyes peeled fer the fanciest contraptions of the mind, known as AI! Discover the trials and treasures it brings, both now and on the horizon. Set yer course for knowledge, lest ye be left adrift in a sea of ignorance! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest tales from the high seas of news! In this here missive, a California judge hath denied that scallywag Musk's bid to anchor OpenAI’s shift to gold-laden for-profit waters. The judge be sayin’ that the high-flyin’ captain of SpaceX and Tesla failed to meet the heavy burden required for a preliminary injunction. Yarrr, no treasure for Musk today!Next, we sail into the murky waters of legal folly. A federal judge, bless his soul, decided not to unleash the Kraken on a lawyer who confessed to lettin’ AI take the wheel whilst penning a brief filled with blunders. Aye, it seems the court be lenient this day—perhaps they be laughin’ too hard to impose sanctions!
But beware, mateys! A new breed of malware be lurkin’ in the shadows, exploitin’ fake updates to plunder yer precious data, even targetin’ them Mac devices! These crafty hackers be like pirates of old, plunderin’ personal info and cryptocurrency like a chest o’ doubloons. So guard yer treasures well, me hearties!
Stay tuned fer more jests and jigs from the briny deep of the news seas! Yarrr!