Arrr, we be countin' 26 tall tales in Trump's yarn spun before Congress, matey!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! President Trump’s tale to Congress be a right ol' yarn: long, meandering, and stuffed with dubious numbers and tall tales. Many a wise sea dog hath checked his claims, yet he sails on! Here be 26 whoppers he spun, but we be not handin’ out no Pinocchios, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the jolly ol' Captain Trump’s grand speech to the Congress crew on a fine Tuesday! Aye, it be a sight to behold—longer than a whale’s tale and ramblin’ like a drunken sailor! The captain be throwin’ about numbers and facts like cannonballs, but lo and behold, many a claim be as true as a three-legged parrot!With the bravado of a sea captain braggin’ ‘bout his treasure, our dear Trump wove together 26 tall tales—each more dubious than the last! Facts were stretched like a ship’s sails in a tempest! The scallywags fact-checkin’ his words be workin’ harder than a cabin boy swabbin’ the decks, yet the captain persists, shoutin’ his untruths from the crow’s nest!
But fear not, for we pirates be not givin’ out any Pinocchios in this here roundup, lest we be walkin’ the plank ourselves! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the wild and wily ways of Captain Trump—forever spinning yarns that make even Davy Jones scratch his ghostly head! Arrr!