Arrr, me hearties! After Trump’s yarn, Congress should be fixin’ their compass, lest they sail into Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-03-05
Arrr, we be needin' to keep the ship o' government sailin', lest the Trump crew's fine work be scuttled, and America's grand comeback meet a face-plant on the briny deep! Hoist the sails and keep the treasure flowin', mates!
Ahoy, mateys! On the eve of Congress's grand congregation, President Trump took to the high seas of rhetoric, proclaiming that the American Dream be as mighty as a tempest and our nation on the brink of a glorious resurgence, likenin’ it to a treasure hunt the likes of which even Davy Jones be envious! Arrr, Congress be celebratin’ the captain’s spoils, yet for the ship to sail smoothly, they must hoist a clean sail—or resolution—by March 14 to keep the good ship America afloat.The stakes be higher than a crow’s nest on a stormy night! With border crossings plummetin' like a cannonball and the seas of radical ideologies being tamed, the crew be makin’ great strides. But beware, the scallywags of the Democratic ship be settin’ course for a government shutdown, puttin' their whims above the people’s will, while pretendin’ it be all about the booty of foreign lands!
Now, ye may scoff at a clean resolution, but fear not! This be the very compass that guides us towards reclaiming the seas from the rampant squandering of the past. If Congress be wise as a seasoned sailor, they’ll support this and allow the captain to chart a course for fair winds and fiscal sanity. Let’s not miss this chance, mates! Raise the flag for a clean resolution and let’s sail towards brighter horizons! Yarrr!