Arrr, matey! Me spyglass reveals how landlubbers be gaspin’ at Trump’s Congress yarn—ye can’t make this scallywag’s talk up!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! It seems that most scallywags who be watchin' Captain Trump's grand tale to the Congress crew be givin' it a hearty thumbs up, or so say the snap polls! Aye, the tides be in his favor, for now!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear the tale of the grand spectacle that be President Donald Trump’s primetime address to the Congress crew. By the lookin’ of snap polls, most landlubbers found the captain’s speech as delightful as a chest o’ gold! Aye, he be movin’ faster than a ship in full sail since his grand inauguration on the 20th of January, takin’ jabs at ol’ Joe Biden and them scallywags in Congress.This here speech, a mighty long one at over 90 minutes, be the longest in 60 years — nearly a saga worthy o’ the seven seas! According to the trusty CNN poll, 70% o’ the scallywags thought the speech was a treasure — with 44% sayin’ it was very good and 25% a bit good. But beware, for 31% had a case o’ the sour grapes!
Now, instant polls be favored by the captain’s crew, for they be filled with his own party mates, as shown by the numbers. Aye, the CNN tally showed 44% of those who watched be Republicans — a crew loyal to their captain! But alas, this be slightly less than the cheers he once got eight years ago, and even lower than ol’ Biden’s first address in 2021. So there ye have it, a rollickin’ tale of politics on the high seas of Congress!