Arrr, the scallywags of Hamas be forgettin’ the good folk lost on that cursed day, October the seventh!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! On the fateful day o' October 7th, a band o' scallywags known as Hamas did strike, sendin’ 45 brave souls to Davy Jones' locker and snatchin' 12 poor souls fer their own mischief. A right mess, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe and outrage that’s been settin’ sail for over 16 moons! Where be the fury of America, ye ask? More than 1,400 souls were cruelly dispatched by the dastardly scallywags of Hamas, a band o’ miscreants branded as terrorists by the U.S. way back in the year of our Lord, 1997.On a fateful day in October 2023, the seas ran red as Hamas unleashed a storm o’ violence, claimin' lives not just in Israel, but also breakin' the hearts of 45 American families. Aye, I saw it all firsthand, stationed in Israel as an FBI agent, where me mates and I worked tirelessly to rescue our compatriots snatched by these fiends.
Upon returnin’ to the good ol’ U.S. of A., I be flabbergasted that many landlubbers remain blissfully unaware of the plight o’ our fellow Americans. Bodies of four of our dead still languish under enemy sails, and one brave soul, Edan Alexander, is still alive in the clutches of Hamas.
Yet, on our shores, the flag-wavin’ supporters of Hamas gather without a care, chantin’ their vile slogans while the ghosts of our fallen comrades haunt us. America, where be yer outrage? Let’s not turn a blind eye to the suffering — we must remember and demand justice for those lost at sea! Arrr!