Arrr! The Attorney General's matey be wantin' to steer the D.C. Bar ship, savvy? Aye, what a jolly jest!
2025-03-05
Arrr! Bradley Bondi, brother o’ Pam, be settin’ sail for the grand helm o’ Washington’s bar crew! He’ll be keepin’ a weather eye on the scallywags in the Justice Department, lest they be makin’ trouble. Aye, a fine jest it be, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ intrigue from the landlubber shores of Washington! Aye, it be none other than Bradley Bondi, the kin of the fair Pam Bondi, who be throwin’ his tricorn hat into the ring fer the mighty office o’ president o’ the Washington Bar Association!Now, ye might be wonderin' what this be all about. Well, me mateys, this fine organization be havin' the power to weigh anchor on complaints against those scallywags who be appointed to the Justice Department! Aye, those political appointees be like barnacles on a ship's hull—some good, some bad, and some just plain ugly! And here comes our brave captain, Bradley, ready to steer the ship through the murky waters of justice!
With a wink and a smirk, he be settin’ sail on a campaign filled with promises as shiny as a pirate’s doubloon! Will he be walkin' the plank or findin’ treasure in the hearts o’ the bar association? Only time will tell, but ye can be sure, this be a tale worth watchin'! So hoist the sails and prepare for a rollickin’ adventure, for the seas of law be ever choppy, and this pirate’s journey be just beginnin’!