Avast! The Trump crew be parleyin' with them scallywags of Hamas, savvy? Talkin' treasure or trouble, I wonder!
2025-03-05
Arrr, what be the devil’s brew here? Didn’t we swear off parleyin’ with scallywags? Yet here we be, chattin’ with the lot since the '80s! Methinks our captain Trump be wantin’ to sink Gaza while throwin’ a lifeline to the very rascals we aim to plunder!
Arrr, me hearties! What be this blusterin' about “we don’t parley with scallywags”? Aye, 'tis a jolly ol’ tale, fer we’ve been chattin’ with ruffians since the days of yore in Lebanon, savvy?Now, lend me yer ears! If the wise matey Barak Ravid be speakin’ true, and he often does, then we be in a right pickle! While the great captain Donald Trump be hollerin’ to flatten the fair lands of Gaza and send every soul packin’, he also be givin’ the green light to negotiate with the dreaded Hamas! Aye, talkin’ to the very devils who be causin’ all this ruckus, just to fetch back our kin held hostage. It be a curious case of walkin’ the plank and then askin’ for a lifeboat, eh?
So here we be, in a tangled net of diplomacy and destruction! The seas of politics be stormy, me mates, with captains shoutin’ one thing while doin’ another! Let it not be said that pirates be known for their sense, but it surely be a comical sight, watchin’ the landlubbers navigate this storm o’ contradictions!