Arrr, matey! A treasure trove o’ gold awaits for them sanctuary ports, if they don’t be makin’ a fuss!
2025-03-05
Arrr, me hearties! Four scallywag mayors from sanctuary havens be settin' sail to face the GOP crew, riskin' treasure galore! Captain Comer be shoutin’ that them who shun the law shouldn’t be touchin’ a single doubloon of federal booty! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn 'bout the mayors of four sanctuary towns who be standin' before the fearsome Republican crew on the Committee On Oversight and Government Reform! Aye, it be a right perilous affair, for they be riskin' the loss of treasure worth billions in federal doubloons simply fer not playin' nice with the federal immigration enforcement lads!The chairman of this here committee, one U.S. Rep. James Comer, a scallywag from Kentucky, be raisin' his voice like a mighty storm at sea! He be proclaimin' that those state and local governments who refuse to heed the call of immigration enforcement should be as broke as a shipwrecked sailor, not seein' a single shiny coin from the federal coffers!
Now, imagine these brave mayors, standin' tall like proud captains, lookin' to defend their ports from the winds of change blowin' in from the GOP seas! They be caught in a tempest, with the threat of treasure disappearing faster than a mirage on the horizon!
So, me hearties, as the tides of politics rise and fall, one must wonder—will these mayors find a way to keep their bounty, or will they be cast adrift in the vast ocean of fiscal uncertainty? Only time will tell, arrr!