"Who be footin' the bill fer the Don's rise to power? The scallywags be still a mystery, arrr!"
2025-03-06
Arrr, me hearties! Trump be lettin' the gold doubloons of his transition crew remain buried in Davy Jones' locker! Promises be as slippery as a wet deck, and we be still wonderin' who be fillin' his treasure chest! A true scallywag, that one!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand captain of the realm known as Trump! Aye, this here scallywag made a mighty pledge, swearin' on the bones of a thousand sea dogs that he’d unveil the names of those jolly souls who be fundin' his grand voyage into the presidential waters.But lo and behold! As the tides of time rolled on, not a peep nor a parley did we hear from this captain regarding his treasure chest of backers. Ye see, when it comes to the coin and doubloons that fueled his transition, the good ol' captain seems to have clammed up tighter than a barnacle on a ship’s hull! What gives, ye landlubber? Did the wind change, or be there a storm brewin' in the dark depths of his dealings?
Now, the crew is left scratchin' their heads and wonderin' whether this be a grand trickery or a simple case of forgetfulness, like a sailor losin' track of where he buried his gold! Aye, it be a fine mess, for the captain promised transparency, yet here we be, squintin’ into the fog, lookin' for the truth like a cat with a yarn ball! So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the great mystery of the missing donors! Arrr!