Arrr, as Trump scallywags the schools, the wee landlubbers be next on the plank, savvy?
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! With gold doubloons a-missin’, some scallywag schools be cuttin’ back on their learned lads and lasses, spurnin’ offers like a landlubber tossin' a moldy biscuit! Aye, the treasure's uncertain, and so be their crew o’ scholars!
Arrr matey! In these treacherous waters of higher learnin’, the brave captains of colleges and universities be feelin’ a wee bit queasy about their doubloons! Aye, the winds of uncertainty blow fierce, causin’ many a fine institution to ponder just how many gold coins they might be plundered of in the years ahead.As a result, some scallywags be cuttin’ back on their crew of doctoral students, sendin’ ‘em back to the seas with naught but a hearty farewell and a wink. Aye, it’s a sorry sight when offers be thrown overboard like so much rotten fish! Those poor souls be hopin’ to pursue knowledge, but instead find themselves marooned without a ship to sail upon.
These schools be thinkin’ they’re savin’ their treasure, but what they don’t reckon with is the talent they be leavin’ in their wake! Aye, it’s a fine mess when smart minds be cast aside like barnacles on a hull. So, here’s to hopin’ that the tides change and the captains regain their courage, lest we find our scholarly fleets a bit too light in the hold!