Arrr! The court be lettin' Trump toss Dellinger overboard, but only fer a spell, savvy?
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! A court o’ appeals be givin’ the nod fer Cap’n Trump to toss ol' Hampton Dellinger from his post while the legal storm brews! Just days past, a landlubber judge deemed the Cap’n’s bootin' unlawful. Aye, the Special Counsel be raisin’ a ruckus over it! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the high seas of politics! A federal appeals court, aye, on a fine Wednesday morn, did grant the Trump fleet the right to cast aside a top ethics lookout known as Hampton Dellinger from his post, whilst a stormy lawsuit brews in the waters of justice!As the sails billowed, just four days past, a federal district court captain declared that the dastardly attempt by President Trump to yeet Dellinger overboard was, in fact, “unlawful.” Aye, the special counsel be raisin' a ruckus, squawkin' about the wrongful termination like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! Dellinger, the brave soul, was supposed to keep a weather eye on the ethics of the crew, but alas! His ship be sunk by the whims of the captain.
Now, the appeals court be settlin' the score, lettin' the Trump crew sail on without their ethics watchdog, much to the chagrin of the landlubbers who be seekin’ fair play on the high seas of governance. So, hoist yer tankards and laugh at the absurdity, for it seems even in the realm of justice, the winds of foolishness blow strong! Yarrr!