Arrr, the scallywags of the House be seekin’ a quick fix to keep the ship afloat while Trump’s mates parley!
2025-03-06
Arrr, mateys! The House scallywags be workin' on a plan to keep the treasure chest full till September, lest the whole ship sink! Captain Johnson's chartin' a course to keep the doubloons flowin', with Trump’s hearty "Aye!" to boot. Conservatives be lovin’ this fine booty! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags in the House of Representatives, who be schemin' to keep the good ship Government afloat 'til the month of September! Aye, they be rushin' to craft a stopgap treasure map to steer clear of the dreaded storm known as a shutdown.Our captain, Speaker Mike Johnson, be layin' down the plans fer this here measure, which be likin' to a barrel of grog, extendin' our coffers at current levels right through the fiscal year, 'til the last day of September, mark me words! And lo and behold, the great pirate Trump be throwin' his support behind it, grinnin’ like a cat who just snagged a fishy treat.
“Conservatives will love this Bill,” he be shoutin', as if he be unveil’n a hidden treasure! Aye, the talk be that this here bill is like a fine piece of loot for the landlubbers who favor gold in their coffers rather than the icy grip of a government freeze.
So, with but ten days left before the clock strikes doom, the House swabs be hopin’ to charm their mates and avoid a mutiny! Keep a weathered eye, me friends, 'cause the tides be turnin' in the land of politics!