"Arrr! A scallywag from ISIS-K be spillin' the beans 'bout his mischief at Abbey Gate and the Moscow Embassy, har har!"
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the ISIS-K crew, shipped to the States at cockcrow, spilled his guts to the Federal lads. He bragged o' blowin' up the Abbey Gate and causin' chaos at a Moscow shindig. This knave's tales be as wild as the seven seas!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag from the shadowy depths of the Islamic State – Khorasan Province, known as ISIS-K, who found himself in the clutches of the U.S. lawmen in the wee hours of Wednesday morn!