Arrr, Fetterman be callin’ out them Dems' whinin’ like scallywags! We be the blasted car alarm, me hearties!
2025-03-06
Arrr, Fetterman be callin' out his mateys, sayin' they're like them pesky car alarms—no soul be listenin'! He even be tossin' his hat in with Trump’s shout at them scallywags in Hamas. Aye, what a jolly crew they be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Sen. John Fetterman, the mighty Democrat from Pennsylvania, who be callin' his own crew a raucous bunch o' car alarms, blarin' away while the good ship Trump sails smoothly on by! He be warnin' that their antics only make Trump look like the captain o' calm seas, while they be stirrin’ a tempest of chaos!During a grand assembly o’ Congress, some scallywags held signs like “FALSE” and “SAVE MEDICAID,” but alas, others stormed out like a ship in a storm! Even Rep. Al Green found himself tossed overboard for bein' too disruptive, while some of his fellow Democrats could hardly muster a clap for a young lad who had fought the fierce battle against cancer!
Trump, the Captain of the Republican ship, be declaring that the Democrats deserved to sink in the Midterms for their disgraceful display o' disrespect! He rallied his crew, sayin’ they should use this footage to sail straight to victory come election time!
But hark! Fetterman agreed with Trump on a more serious matter, callin’ for the release of hostages held by the scallywags o’ Hamas, or the seas would run red with their misfortune! Aye, the high seas of politics be a wild and humorous ride, indeed!