Arrr, Trump be a crafty sea-dog, mendin' Bibi and Putin's bond to shoo away Iran's scallywag threats!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be steering the ship o’ friendship 'twixt Israel and Russia, tryin' to split the scallywags in Moscow and Tehran! He aims to calm the storm brew’n from the Islamic Republic. Avast, what a jolly game o’ diplomacy on the high seas, eh?
Ahoy there, mateys! Last week, it be reported that the Trump crew be leanin' on Israel to shun Ukraine in favor of their mates in Russia. Aye, Israel cast their lot with the likes of North Korea and the U.S. in a ruckus against Ukraine! On Friday, Trump tossed Ukrainian President Zelenskyy outta the White House, claimin' he be playin' cards with World War III. Arrr, what be he up to? Is he tryin' to make Russia great again, or just shakin' hands with Putin for a grand ol' bargain?The "Deal-Maker-in-Chief" be schemin' to mend fences between Netanyahu and Putin, hopin' to dismantle that troublesome Russia-Iran alliance. Biden's meddlin' stirred trouble, pushin' Israel to offer weapons to Ukraine, sourin' relations with Moscow. Once, these two had a fine arrangement, thinkin' they shared a common foe in Islamic extremism.
As the tides turned, Israel stayed neutral at first, lettin' Putin do his thing without much fuss. Now, Trump, the crafty sea captain, seeks to salvage American interests and give Israel a leg up against their foes. With his grand plan, the winds be blowin’ favorably for Trump, as he tries to steer clear of chaos and set course for peace, savvy?