Arrr, I be a lassie of three games in Maine! Why should I tussle with scallywags born with a man’s riggin’?
2025-03-06
Arrr, while some scallywags in fine frocks be silent as a clam, we’ll bellow like a stormy sea fer the lasses of our crew and all the lassies yet to sail! Avast, we’ll fight for ‘em like true buccaneers!
Avast, me hearties! Last week, I found meself at a roundtable with the savvy Attorney General Pam Bondi and a band o’ state attorneys general, aim’n to protect the fair maidens of sports! With pride in me Maine garb, I thought I’d be representin’ all the lassies, but lo and behold, our state attorney general be a no-show! Aye, none of the state stewards for the fair female athletes graced the meetin’.While these landlubbers stay silent, we won’t! We’ll be the loud clamor for ourselves and our teams, supported by the good folk of this fine nation, Attorney General Bondi, and even the great Captain Trump himself! As a three-sport varsity lass from Maine, I be flabbergasted by the governor’s daft comments supportin’ biological males competin' with us. It’s like sendin' a sea serpent to a sword fight!
The truth be, those strappin’ lads have an unfair edge, and our hard-won sweat for glory be washed away in the tide of unfairness! It’s naught but cruel, I tell ye! We must rally for future generations of brave female athletes, so they can bask in the glory of fair competition, not be tossed aside like yesterday’s fishin’ catch!
Aye, we shan’t lose this battle! Fairness be the treasure we seek, and it be time for men to stay in their own waters and leave the women’s seas to us!