The Booty Report

Arrr, should we plunder for pink bikes or battle the dread disease? What say ye, matey?

2025-03-06

Arrr, matey! Them federal scallywags be dodgin’ the lash for their misdeeds, pilferin’ the booty to chase after foolish whims the good folk be hatin’, Congress be sayin’ “nay,” and all while forgettin’ their true course! Blimey, what a merry mess!

Ahoy, mateys! For two decades, I’ve been battlin’ with the scurvy federal agencies, first as an attorney and now as Wyoming's lone sea dog in the U.S. House. I’ve plundered their lingo and navigated their treacherous waters, especially when it comes to holdin’ ‘em accountable for their misappropriated doubloons!

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