"Ahoy! The Democrats be puttin' on a fine show o' outrage, like scallywags in a morning haze!"
2025-03-06
Arrr, the Democrats be tryin' to hoist the sails and scatter the winds, but they stumbled like a landlubber at Trump’s grand speech to the Congress crew! Aye, they couldn't even cause a squall in a teacup! What a jolly jest, matey!
Ahoy mateys! Be ye wishin’ fer yer young scallywags to behave like raucous ruffians in public? Cast yer minds back to the days of dreary school assemblies, where all classes gathered like a fleet o’ ships awaitin’ a captain’s orders, only to be met with speeches duller than a barnacle!In me time, assemblies held the promise of a grand adventure, though they were fraught with discipline as strict as a pirate’s code. The young’uns knew the rules when their parents were summoned to these gatherings—especially fer them tedious sessions about the rules o’ high school athletics. Aye, they were as dry as a saltfish, but necessary, like a compass on the high seas!
Yet, what be this madness I witnessed on Tuesday night? Lawd save us! The decorum of yore be tossed overboard! Yellin’ and walkin’ out like a ship in a storm! I swear, these Congressional Democrats be lost, like sailors who’ve run aground. They be actin’ like a crew of unruly lads, not knowin’ whether to grow up or stay in Neverland!
Do ye want such ruckus-makers at the helm of yer government or teachin’ yer wee ones? Nay, I say! Be it time to hoist the sails and steer clear of these disrupters! Yarrr!