"Arrr! Me hearties be shuttin' their traps, fearin' the wrath of the great captain Trump! Aye, what a scallywag!"
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! Fools be quakin' in their boots, afeared of the cap’n's fiery words on the wide sea of the Interwebs! They fret ‘bout their doubloons and their kin, as if a scallywag be plunderin' their very homes! Aye, what a jolly sight that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale o' woe on the high seas of the internet! It be said by many a landlubber that they be quakin' in their boots, tremblin' like a scurvy dog at the mere thought o' online barrages from the captain of the ship called “the presidency.” Aye, they fears not only for their precious doubloons but also for the well-bein' of their kinfolk!These poor souls be frettin' over their businesses like a cat over a barrel o' fish! “What if the captain sends a cannonball of words my way?” they mutter, clutchin' their treasure chests tight. “Will me shop be sunk like a ship with a hole in its hull?” The thought alone sends shivers down their timbers!
And let’s not forget the families, yer see! They worry ‘bout their little ones, hopin’ they won’t be caught in the crossfire of this digital skirmish. “Will my wee lass be safe from the fiery tongues o’ the internet?” they lament, as if a keyboard be a cutlass drawn to duel!
So, here’s a call to all ye brave sailors: hoist yer flag, don yer eyepatch, and navigate these treacherous waters with a hearty laugh! For in the end, a true pirate fears naught, even the tempestuous winds of online ruckus!