Arrr! Trump’s crew be orderin' to haul back the scallywags o' USDA they tossed overboard!
2025-03-06
Arrr, me hearties! A crafty board be sayin’ those scallywag workers at the Agriculture dock can’t be tossed overboard just yet! A month and a half of workin’ the fields awaits, for it seems the law be more tangled than a sailor's beard!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand uproar in the realm of agriculture, where the scallywags at the Department be shakin' in their boots! An edict hath been pronounced by the chair of a mighty federal civil service board, decreein' that thousands of workers who’ve been cast overboard from their jobs must be hauled back aboard for at least a month and a half!Yarrr, 'tis true! Over 5,600 poor souls, cast adrift like wayward sailors, found themselves on the wrong end of a cutlass in recent layoffs. But lo and behold! The ruling claims that these dismissals may have breached the sacred laws of the land, as if they were breakin' the Pirate Code! Aye, it seems the winds of fortune be shiftin', blowin' favorably for those landlubbers wronged in the stormy seas of employment.
So, hoist the sails and prepare for a return to the docks, for the tides of justice be risin'! The banished crew shall have their time to swing their hooks back into the workplace, at least until the next squall blows through. Mark me words, mateys, in the world of bureaucracy, one never knows when a siren's call may beckon ye back to the ship! Arrr!